Clean Jokes

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Got this in e-mail from some homo...

An introduction is needed first. The Basque Country is a region in the Spain's North coast, bordering with France. One of its provinces gives name to the Gulf of Biscay. Biscay's main city is Bilbao.
People from this region has fame of being rough and exaggerated; being the Bilbao inhabitants the MOST exaggerated of all.
Traditional sports are stone rise, trunks cut and other similar destined to show who is the grossest of the town; being the most famous the Pelota Vasca (Basque Ball), very common in.... Miami!!! and very often played with the bare hand, but sometimes with a basket.

Well, I think now you have an image of how basques are. Take this explanation in mind for the future.

And now, the joke:

A sparrow is flying low across the Bilbao highway, when a man riding a fast motorbike hits him with the helmet. The little bird falls to the ground, laying in the asphalt. The motorcycle man retrieves him, an seeing that the little bird is alive, but unconscious, decides to take it to home.
On arriving he puts the bird into a cage, with some water and bread crumbs.
The sparrow recovers the conscience slowly, and when he opens a eye and sees the bars, the water, the bread.... he shouts suddenly: - Oh my God!!! I've killed him!!!

LMAO.

I second that ^ xD

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A string walks into a bar.

He asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender replies "Sorry we don't serve strings". So the string leaves.

The next day, the same string walks back into the bar. He asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender replies "Sorry we do not serve strings, please go away."

The following day the string stands outside the bar debating about whether to go in or not. He ties himself in a knot and frays the bottom of the string.

He goes in and asks for a shot of tequila. The bartender replies "Hey aren't you that string that's been coming in here all the time."

They string replies "No I'm a frayed knot".

hilarious, but how is all that stuff appropriate for clean jokes? i think that should be moved to dirty jokes...